Volume 1, Chapter 41: Help me tie my shoelaces!

Suddenly, I felt something brush against my leg. Immediately after, I heard Song Xiaotang's voice: "My shoelace is untied. Help me tie it."

Damn it! Are you kidding me? You want me to tie your shoelaces? Who do you think you are? I really wanted to curse Song Xiaotang out! But when I looked up, I saw my sister-in-law standing at the doorway, looking at me with a hopeful expression.

Meeting her gaze, I instantly understood what her eyes were conveying. Damn it! I'll endure it! I'll just go all out this time, treating it as tying a dog's shoelaces!

After a brief hesitation, I ducked straight under the table. Song Xiaotang was wearing sneakers today, and her laces were quite easy to tie. However, just as I was about to tie them...

"Is it really impossible now?" Mei Zhaoling asked with some concern, looking at the motionless Ye Ge as her feet shifted slightly, bringing her to the foot of the mountain.

When Li Yi arrived, this was the scene that greeted him. He gently draped his coat over Cheng Yu's shoulders, bent down to take a look at the cross-section, and blinked. To collapse to this extent was truly a masterpiece of failure.

At that moment, however, the Demon Lord's body rapidly faded, sinking into the crystal jade wall like a drop of water falling into a lake, vanishing without a trace.

Han Xiaojing tilted her head up by thirty degrees in a haughty pose, extending two slender fingers into a V-sign.

Before beating someone up, one must first figure out where the grievance came from. Lin Dong took out his phone and sent a text message to Yoo Jae-suk, the "Knowing-It-All of Hallyu."

"Third Brother is deathly afraid of his mother. As long as she lets out a single roar, he doesn't even dare to let out a fart," Cheng Yanyuan said.

Luo Wusheng walked up to the entrance of the Deyisong Tower, only to find it surrounded by maidens, each and every one of them gazing forward with infatuated expressions.

Yue Yu's face was flushed crimson like the setting sun at that moment. Peeking secretly through the gaps in her fingers, she caught a glimpse of Wang Ge, the one deep in her heart, only to find him gazing infatuatedly at Song Jia.

The Xiguan Antique City in the narrow sense refers to that three-story building rebuilt on the new site. The market has a floor area of over 7,000 square meters and houses a total of 250 shops.

Lin Dong's vision went dark, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then a look of utter bewilderment washed over his face. The boxes of Durex he bought during the epic battle with裴秀智 (Bae Suzy) in Jeju Island had been casually shoved into his backpack after use; who would have thought they would explode right here, leaving such a massive crater?

This was because the Phoenix Blood Jade was none other than the heirloom treasure of the Feng residence. Back then, feeling she had wronged Tianshuan, Mother had allowed the Phoenix Blood Jade to leave the Feng residence along with Tianshuan's marriage.

"I know you care deeply for Feng'er, but do you know that she has also been poisoned?" Gao Junhao felt a pang of sorrow; good people always seemed destined to suffer.

The Grand Princess of Linhai could not help but let her expression sink. After a long silence, she said, "Understood, you may withdraw." Seeing that the steward had already retreated, she remained standing there for a long time, motionless and silent.

Ji Ruyan took a deep breath, then discussed the matter with Luo Shunchen, feeling that this was indeed a good way to boost their own strength.

While speaking, An Zurui took another step forward, shortening the distance between him and Tian Tian. Tian Tian, on her part, had to exert a tremendous amount of willpower to keep herself from taking a step back or even raising her fist to punch his punchable face.

Zhiyun was more than happy to see this happen, though she wasn't overly concerned about it. What she cared about most were the personnel dispatched overseas to explore various mineral deposits and collect magical materials. However, this could not be rushed and had to be done slowly; it was a long-term enterprise.

"Oh no, it's not just hunters! It's also eradicators!" Roddy's expression changed drastically as he slammed himself to the ground with his ear pressed against the earth.

Zhang Gao could not help but follow his gaze, only to see several hundred garrison soldiers from Xizhou performing their daily routine drills. After staring for a long time without spotting anything unusual, he turned back to look at Pei Xingjian, only to find that he had already turned around and strode away.

"Young Sect Master, let's go too!" The elder Swordsman urged Xuan Tianzhan, but Xuan Tianzhan merely stared intently at An Ran, his gaze deep and unfathomable.

"Since Your Highness likes it, then that is the best." Lü Hong was immensely proud of the Fourth Prince's praise and poured him another cup. To be honest, Lü Hong had yet to encounter anyone who tasted the wine brewed by Lü Xiang'er and said it was anything less than excellent.

Tiansheng opened his eyes wide, taking in everything around him. He had no idea where this place was, yet it gave him a sense of familiarity, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

After pondering with a depressed mood for a while, he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, laid his head back down, and continued to sleep.

"Bulls**t! Whether I'm your match or not, we'll only know after we fight!" The Evil Sword's contemptuous words drove Chen Feng into a fury. With a low roar, he brandished the nanmu immortal sword in his hand and charged straight toward the Water Evil Sword.

Watching Lü Niang mix the dough, Lü Xiang'er was reminded of the mooncakes from her past life. Although mooncakes were increasingly losing their original flavor, Lü Xiang'er would still buy a few every Mid-Autumn Festival. Brewing a cup of floral tea, she would gaze at the moon while eating mooncakes, thinking of her parents whose faces had grown blurry in her memory.

Finally, not long after Jiang Yin began channeling his inner energy, he saw two figures—one yellow, one gray—leap over the wall and silently break into Prince Kang's estate.

Red-hair said nothing, the black ghost claws on his right hand igniting with dark flames. With a push of his foot, he lunged at White-hair. Purple-hair thrust both hands into the fireball, stirring it for a moment before flicking his hands toward White-hair, sending a chain of dark purple flames whipping around him.

Jiang Duanliu of the Western Desert raised his right hand, and several flaming arrows fell and embedded themselves precisely where Jiang Duanliu of the Eastern Wilderness was standing, forcing the latter to dodge. Immediately afterward, a strong gust of wind suddenly rose behind Jiang Duanliu of the Western Desert.

I knew Tang Youyou wasn't lacking the money to hire someone; it was just that we didn't want to deal with that kind of scene with Kong Long in the Prison Tower of the Underworld anymore. Playing like that was simply exhausting.

Right, thinking of this, he decided that another day—no, this very afternoon—he would have someone come over to thoroughly inspect everything.

"Woof, woof, woof!" The Tibetan mastiff was having a mental breakdown. It had just been trying to pick up a female dog when it was caught by someone else's brother. Now it was tied up and poked in the butt with a stick a few times. It was simply... its butt hurt terribly.

He understood the difference between the Heavenly Realm and the Spirit Realm well enough; the young master of the Ye family was clearly higher in cultivation than he was, so naturally, he would show the proper etiquette.

"I can indeed, but I only calculate ten hexagrams a day, fifty per hexagram." Yang Ming nodded seriously.

"Good, then I will begin casting the spell now." Yang Ming nodded, then directly pulled out the paper talismans from his bosom.

It was precisely this kind of incident that made people truly realize that those events could no longer be restrained from within.

His graying hair was tied up haphazardly, and the white beard on his chin was very long, also tied up haphazardly. However, it looked much better than his hair, showing that he truly cherished his beard.

Afterwards, she had run out, dropping her underwear in front of him, making a complete mess of herself. The scene was so cringeworthy that she didn't even dare to recall it, yet she hadn't expected Huo Chenxuan to use this as a password.

The moment she heard Dawn preparing to use telepathy, Sha Qianye instinctively stepped back. Retreating wasn't enough; shortly after, she retreated back into her own spatial dimension.

"I, Jun Dawn, must ask the Jade Emperor: do you hold the masses of the world in your heart, or your own eternal immortality?" A faint smile hung at the corner of her lips, though she had no idea what other methods existed to alter these even stranger anomalies.

Spandau had some brains. After receiving the news, he wandered around Water 7's scrap island where Tom's Workers was located. Upon seeing the weapon-laden battle cruisers docked at the shore, he finally came up with a plan.