Chapter 26: Naruto and Jiraiya's Training

Chapter Twenty-Six: Naruto and Jiraiya's Training

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"Huh? I just noticed, isn't this Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin?" Shuster materialized a bathrobe and donned it, then came to the broken wall, gazing at the "oil" character on the man's forehead.

"Oh, I absolutely will not forgive this shameless fellow! Hya!" Ebisu first glanced at Shuster by the door, stunned for a moment, then chose the heroic rescue of the beauty and charged at Jiraiya.

"Ouch, hmm? That guy... hmph." Jiraiya, clutching his head, stood up, looked blankly at Ebisu, then formed a hand seal. A toad five times his size appeared at his feet.

"This is... what?!" Ebisu stared in shock at the toad beneath Jiraiya, but before he could react, the toad's tongue wrapped around him, slamming him to the ground and knocking him out cold.

"Huh, the pervert got knocked out in one move?" Naruto looked astonished as he approached the fallen Ebisu.

"Tch, that guy? I could take him out in one move, let alone Lord Jiraiya," Shuster thought to himself, standing by the broken wall.

"No way! He still hasn't woken up? Konoha Ultimate Taijutsu Secret Art—Thousand Years of Death!! Wow! Looks like he's completely unconscious. This guy really is weak." Naruto used the technique he learned during his battle with Kakashi, but Ebisu remained unconscious, confirming he'd fainted from Kakashi's self-created ultimate taijutsu, Thousand Years of Death, borrowed from the infamous "Chrysanthemum Remnants."

"Hey, what are you doing, and what's with that giant toad?" Naruto shouted at Jiraiya nearby.

"Good question! I am the Sage of Mount Myoboku, the Toad Hermit, known as the Sage of Toads..." With a flourish of poses and the sound of clappers appearing from nowhere, Jiraiya introduced himself with narcissistic flair.

"Sage... Sage?" Naruto felt as though black lines appeared on his face.

"That's right! Hehe." Jiraiya let the toad bask in his grandeur.

"Hey! Hey hey hey, Pervy Sage! What are you going to do? He was supposed to guide my training, and now you've put him in this state..." Naruto shouted with annoyance.

"Because this kid was getting in the way of my research." Jiraiya nodded.

"Research?" Naruto questioned.

"Ahem, actually, I'm a novelist. See, this is my book!" Jiraiya pulled out a volume titled "Make-Out Paradise."

"Wait, isn't that...?" In Naruto's mind, an image appeared of Kakashi grinning lecherously while reading that very book.

"Smack! You're the one who wrote the book that made my brother obsessed!" Shuster, seeing the book in Jiraiya's hands, turned dark.

"That book isn't normal at all! You're clearly just spying on women in bathhouses!" Naruto yelled.

"Eek!" A swarm of women ran away.

"Hey hey, idiot, idiot, idiot, you scared everyone off! How am I supposed to get my research done now?" Jiraiya wailed in misery.

"Clearly you're just a pervert!" x2

"Idiot! I'm not just any pervert. I get inspiration from peeping, so I can write better books!" Jiraiya protested with righteous indignation.

"Stop lying. You're just a lecher! Seriously, what about my training?" Naruto shouted.

"Water-walking training? Tch, who cares!" Jiraiya ignored him and walked off.

"Hey, Pervy Sage, stop right there! Come back and guide my training!" Naruto yelled.

"Annoying! I hate people who disrespect others! And I don't teach men!" Jiraiya shouted back, then left.

"Naruto, Ebisu's knocked out here. I'll take him back. You go chase after Jiraiya! He's really powerful! Use your ace technique and he'll definitely teach you. I'm off!" Shuster, now dressed, said after watching the live drama between Jiraiya and Naruto.

"Oh? Ace technique? Hmm... Ah! I got it, thank you, Teacher Hatake!" Naruto, oblivious as ever, didn't realize how Shuster knew about his Sexy Jutsu, that massive bug.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" With a puff of smoke, a clone picked up Ebisu and departed.

"I'll chase after him too. Nothing else to do anyway," Shuster thought, deciding to follow.

Scene shifts to a small grove.

"Ah, those voluptuous ladies, I really wish I could touch them just once," Jiraiya sighed, smoking as he lamented.

"Swish swish!" Two shuriken flew toward Jiraiya.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Jiraiya tumbled over a fallen tree, letting the shuriken embed themselves in the stump.

"Huh? Substitution Jutsu?" Naruto searched behind the tree, only to find a sweating blow-up doll.

After Naruto left, the doll transformed with a "poof" into Jiraiya.

"Phew, kid, you're a hundred million years too early to challenge this Sage! Hehe," Jiraiya said, sitting up with a grin.

"Really?" Naruto emerged from behind the tree, looking at him with disdain.

"Ahhh!" Jiraiya was startled.

Scene shifts to a large tree beside a small stream.

"I'm telling you, kid, show some sincerity!" Jiraiya said, frustrated.

"So you'll teach me training, right?" Naruto jumped excitedly.

"Of course. Since you've asked me, I'll need you to do something for me first!" Jiraiya stood up.

"Who's asking whom, really?" Naruto muttered, annoyed.

"I need someone like this, like this, someone with curves to hug. You get it?" Jiraiya said, leering.

Naruto propped his chin with his hand, thinking, "Since Teacher Hatake said to use my ace, I'll try it, never mind what he's asking for."

"Alright! Then... Sexy Jutsu!" A stunning beauty appeared before Jiraiya, a vision of perfection, golden hair in twin tails.

"Whoa, this! My favorite type, full marks!" Jiraiya held up two signs that read "Full Score."

"Ugh, what an idiot," Naruto, transformed into a beauty, felt immense pressure.

"What kind of ninjutsu is this?" Jiraiya pointed at Naruto, who was barely covered.

"This... this move is called Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto, now a gorgeous girl, said shyly, fingers crossed.

"Wow, your inspiration is amazing! You're a genius!" Jiraiya praised, drooling.

Apparently, adults can't resist this technique! Wait, I've never tried it on Teacher Hatake. Next time, I'll have to test it!

"So, can you guide my training?" Naruto continued in his cute pose.

"Sure, but there's a condition," Jiraiya turned around, leering.

"What condition?" Naruto bit his finger, still acting cute.

"Smack! You two idiots! Don't do shameless things in a place like this! Jiraiya, have some decency! And you, Naruto, how long are you planning to stay in that form?" Shuster appeared before them in a flash, cheeks reddening, delivering a powerful flick to each of their heads.

Naruto was instantly knocked back to his original form, Jiraiya flattened to the ground.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, Teacher Hatake, don't be so rough!" Naruto complained.

"You dare hit the great Sage—Sage..." Jiraiya stood up, angry, pointing at Shuster, only to freeze when he saw Shuster's face.

"What is it, Jiraiya? Had enough fists?" Shuster flexed his wrist.

PS: Why have things gotten so shameless lately? It's so strange!